Fairy Kylie’s panto update day 2

Fairy Kylie

Hiya Ratbags

Its your gossip girl Fairy Kylie on the blog. The pantosphere is as crazy as Kerry Katona right noo. See, everyone is in a right tizzy because my life-story (spookily titled Sleeping Beauty) will be presun… presentil.. erm… put on in under two weeks! Can you believe it? I cannae. Anyways, we have a fabbytastic lot of thes- beans who have done lots of amazing things. They’ve learnt lines before and managed it! I’ve just decided to write all the words on my shoes incase I forget them. We’ve all these other folk that are making us learn songs. Obviously my true talents shone when I opened my mouth to let rip. Its like Fairies Aloud are always telling me… you should be in a West End show. Well they say I should be the choir in Cats. Although they get their words confused and say cats choir. Bunch of numpties! Anyways I’m off noo for a large cappatino and breakfast kebab. Its what every actor should be eating.

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